I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?