singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............