it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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