They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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