Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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