yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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