"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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