I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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