My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i think my mom watched the whole time
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize