Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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