So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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