Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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