But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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