Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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