you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I need moral support for this bender
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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