it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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