this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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