we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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