you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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