He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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