i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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