You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm at about main and main street
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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