Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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