You work out of a Hotel?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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