Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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