just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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