is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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