Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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