Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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