And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize