After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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