Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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