Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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