i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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