Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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