Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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