ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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