If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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