god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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