You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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