Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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