well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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