But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How does one acquire holy water?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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