Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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