May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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