i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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