it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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