can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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