She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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