do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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