I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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