don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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