My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my being single is dangerous.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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