My vagina just recognized that song.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Never joke about your clitoris.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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