need another drink. this is the easiest way
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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