I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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