apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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