is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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