i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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