Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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