if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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